Open Post and Meme Overflow

[affection_for_research]

 

Open Post and Meme Overflow

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[embodier]

meet her, i guess
if you like her, we'll keep her

[affection_for_research]

I don't want to be a bother.

You'd rather she was free. I'm sure we can visit her occasionally.

[embodier]

don't be a dumbass
if you haven't figured out you're never a bother to me by now, you're hopeless

[affection_for_research]

That means that I have to be careful not to impose.

If it wouldn't be safe to keep her at the Barns, then we'll find another place for her. We're not going to risk your home because I like the idea of a dragon-puppy.

We'll go to the humane society if I really want a pet.

[embodier]

you can't impose, either

well, help me dream something up to make her not-dangerous and we'll see what happens

[affection_for_research]

I don't have the talent necessary to help you with that.

[embodier]

sure you do
sometimes it's easier to work out how to make something do what i want it to if i have someone to talk to about it
besides, it's you

[affection_for_research]

I'll always be a sounding board for you. Whenever you need it.

Why would it being me matter?

[embodier]

man, i've already been sappy enough for one conversation, are you gonna make me say it?

[affection_for_research]

You don't have to say it now but eventually you will.

[embodier]

you gonna make me?

[affection_for_research]

If I have to make you, then it doesn't mean anything.

[embodier]

maybe i’d like it

[affection_for_research]

Are we discussing not talking about feelings or something more risque?

[embodier]

can it be both

[affection_for_research]

I could try to force you to say it, but I'd rather you eventually say it because you want to. It'd mean more that way.

What sort of risque thing do you want me to 'make you' do?

[embodier]

you seem to underestimate what your voice does to me

[affection_for_research]

What does my voice do?

[embodier]

gets me weak-kneed
you talk dirty to me sometime and i'll probably fucking die

[affection_for_research]

I'd rather avoid death...

But I could try to talk dirty for you.